Ferret Theory LXII
Flash news:
Carlos Brito of Anheuser-Busch / InBev gets shaken of the horrifying light, that August Busch IV puts on his corporation!
Carlos Brito and other cabinet members of the Anheuser-Busch / InBev Corporation have decided to change the names of several of their beers because, of the Busch IV incident!
Brito says, After reading the latest news on St. Louis Today, Beer names change affective immediately to save the Worlds Largest Brewer Inbev.
1 Budweiser will be changed to: Kill-weiser beer
2 Bud light will be changed to: Homicide Light
will be changed to: will be changed to: 3 Michelob will be changed to: Murderlob
4Natural will be changed to: Natural Born Killer beer
5. Budweiser Select will be changed to: Killer-Select
6. Bud Dry will be changed to: Buds Die
7. Select 55 will be changed to: Select 666
8. Kirin Light will be changed to Coroner Light
9. Rolling Rock will be changed to Rolling Trazodone
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The deal maker was this, says, Brito….
Kevin Martin Dr. in an interview Monday, offered a different version of events. He said that it was Busch who told him Adrienne was taking the Trazodone, and that he "was surprised" because he discovered she had a heart condition — Long QT syndrome — in a test he administered in 2002. The syndrome can potentially cause fast, chaotic heartbeats.
Kevin Martin Dr. said when someone has a heart condition, "you can't take Trazodone."
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Anyonomus
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